Another Elijah story.

Well Kindergarteners are a laugh a minute. Here is a story from today:

Mommy: "Elijah you need to work on your homework"
Elijah: "I have news tomorrow Mommy so I need to get my items . . ."
Mommy: "No Elijah, tomorrow is Wednesday, you have news on Friday"
Elijah: "No Mommmy, today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Friday"
Mommy: "Elijah, if today is Wednesday then tomorrow would be Thursday, but today is Tuesday."
Elijah: "MOMMY, TODAY IS WEDNESDAY AND I HAVE NEWS TOMORROW!"
Mommy: Elijah, If tomorrow is Friday then you better do your homework because it was due today (Thursday?!)

Mommy cracks up at herself. and at this entire conversation.